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"Hello?"
"Hi, honey, this is Daddy," .... "Is your Mommy  near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle  Frank,"
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an  Uncle Frank, honey!"
"Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with  Mommy, right now!"
"Uh, Okay, then.....here's what I want you do. Put  down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy  and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the  house."
"Okay, Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well, I did, what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?" he  asks.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on  and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out the  front window and now she's all dead."
"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your  Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all  scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool.....but he must  have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the  bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."
***long  pause***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? We have a swimming pool? Is  this
555-7039-9988???"
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Wrong phone call
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