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ing-g-g
"Hello?"
"Hi, honey, this is Daddy," .... "Is your Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,"
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"
"Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now!"
"Uh, Okay, then.....here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well, I did, what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?" he asks.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out the front window and now she's all dead."
"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool.....but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."
***long pause***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? We have a swimming pool? Is this
555-7039-9988???"
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Wrong phone call
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Folder.exe virus
S
tep by step instructions
1.) you have to be quick on this step: in Task Manager end task on DC, FUN and SVIQ...I used the End Process Tree
2.) look for the following files(extension is usually EXE but not always)
fun
dc
sviq
repair
DataV
Other
win
winsit
cviq
They can be located in one or more of the following directories:
C:\windows\system
C:\windows\system32
C:\windows
C:\windows\inf
C:\windows\config
C:\windows\system32\config
C:\windows\system\config
3.) In regedit clean these keys:
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\windows\current\version\run
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\windows\current\version\run
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\software\microsoft\windows NT\currentVersion\winlogon
subkeys: Useinit --> set Useinit to Blank
Shell to Explorer.exe
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\software\microsoft\windowsNT\currentVersion\windows
delete subkeys: load=other.exe
run=win.exe
4.) run MSCONFIG and look to see if anything else is starting or loading
that looks weird and remove it...of course be careful because you can destroy
your system if you remove the wrong things
5.) reboot and make sure the virus is gone (it should be)
Saturday, June 16, 2007
just need one copy
Ayoung executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece Of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing Work?" "Certainly, Sir" said the young executive. He turned the machine ON, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine."I just need one copy."
Email Etiquette
T
his document is intended to offer guidance to users of electronic mail (e-mail) systems.
This is not a "how-to" document, but rather a document that offers advice to make you more computer-worthy (probably more worthy than you desire) and to prevent you from embarrassing yourself at some point in the near future.
Full document: http://www.iwillfollow.com/email.htm
Laugh a Lot
W
hat is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress.
Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE? It's - Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means, With Idiot For Ever!!"
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant; Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.
Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.
A women asks the man who is traveling with six children, "Are all these kids yours??"
The man replies, " No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints".
A young boy asks his Dad,"What is the difference between confident and Confidential?"
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential.
Friday, June 15, 2007
TV vs Hand Phone
Wife is a TV, girl friend is a hand phone.
If your are at home, watch TV. If you go out bring hand phone.
If you have no money, sell TV. If you got money, change hand phone.
Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with the hand phone.
TV is free for your life.
But hand phone is not free because if you don't pay, services will be TERMINATED!!!!
